…The Musings of a Strange Guy

Funny things…

Bizarre Hollywood (From the net…)
Those crazy little things that always happen in Hollywood movies…

All beds have special L-shaped sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

It’s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk them down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off – even while scuba diving.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition — even if you haven’t been carrying any before then.

You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language, a German accent will do.

If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor’s first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

If being chased through Chicago, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade — at any time of the year.

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill — just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Breeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.

Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: ENTER PASSWORD NOW.

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